Chickens are not like dogs. In my family all the dogs have been taught that when you say "excuse me," they are to get out of the way. Chickens just do not seem to understand this simple request.
Today, I was attempting to shovel compost (one of the main ingredients in our potting soil), but the chickens wouldn't move. First I asked them nicely, "Excuse me please," I said in a happy sing-song voice. Then in a stronger, louder voice, "Excuse me." Finally in frustration I yelled at the chickens, "I said excuse me!" It took me a moment, but then I realized if anyone was watching they would seriously questions my sanity. After all who expects chickens to have manners?
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